What is it about me that makes me have stalkers?

i have been fed up lately because, i am a straight single chubby white religious slobby (not all the way slobby, i just don't wear make up or do anything to my hair and face & i always wear dark/faded baggy clothes and always pants) tomboy and even though it's summer when before or after church/sunday school i swear every sunday at least of one girl says hi to me and i'm a freshman and there's even been times were there's girl's who are 4th-7th grade that say hi to me that i don't even know (and there like those girl's who go to hot topic, try to dress like an emo kid, & sound like teenagers) and i'm just a loner who likes to learn at church there. but, those girl's i would not respond to any of them and they have to do stupid stuff like hold doors for me or complement my shoes (they're just red converse geez not emo shoes). they act like i'm some lesbian vampire prince to them just because, i hardly make facial expressions, i have dark sleepy circles under my eyes, i'm helplessly pale (i'm half irish but, my face gets more color than my hands), whenever my hair is dirty i look like i have a flu or cold, my teeth appearance changed since my wisdom teeth are growing in, big light baby blue eyes, occasionally creepy facial features, i walk slow because, i don't like running into people or i'm just starving, and for being quiet 90% of the time ( has mild term of aspergers syndrome). it's really bugging me because, i think it's overly dramatic to get all paranoid around a person wondering if there a creature that probably doesn't even exist and if they did it would be impossible like if you wanted to marry a vampire and wanted to have kids you might as well adopt because, two different species like cats and dogs have babies together could never happen, i mean dogs and wolves can have babies together but, that's only because, dogs are mutated wolves. do you think it's because, stephanie meyers redefined vampires as emo kids and every time they see an emo kid they have to freak out it's even far enough i still get called emo/goth and yet the only thing that's black i wear every day is just a plain jacket. =__= ugh.......